Les Paul gets Tanked

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Our friend Les Paul is lovingly reviewed on the Tank Riot podcast this week. Read more »

Philosophy of the Weird

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When Stravisky's The Rite of Spring premiered in 1913, the reaction from the crowd (according to many accounts) was one of astonishment and shock, resulting in a full scale riot. Now that's passion!

And passion is what defines great music, and the artists who create it. Great artists have no choice; they must create the music, not matter what the obstacles are. Not all artists, of course, are of the caliber of Stravisnsky's talents, but they may have some of the same passion, and become an unstoppable force. In our American culture, we differentiate between high and low art; the high artists get grants to write symphonies, and the low artists are considered "garage bands." Of course some of our greatest and most endearing music springs from garages, and sometimes the great concert halls feature music that nobody remembers.

One measure of great art is the amount of controversy it causes. The world in which The Rite of Spring emerged probably wasn't quite ready for what was considered at the time primitive (i.e. sexual) and marching to a different drummer than the late romnatic period that preceded it. But times don't change, and in 1969 the world wasn't quite ready for the ultimate garage/art band, and certainly one of the more, uh, distinctive groups of all times, The Shaggs! Read more »

The Old Days

I got a kick out of looking at old versions of my web site from the Wayback Machine. Click on a thumbnail to see the full page (if you dare!). Read more »

Gotta be careful out there

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 Imagine my surprise when I saw this construction sign: 

 All was well, though; I had 100 pounds of ice, a case of rum, and plenty of limes and sugar.

 

Well, duh:

Paying for it

The New York Times announced yesterday that they will be implementing a pay-for-content model. It sounds like they have given it a lot of thought and came up with a good plan. And they aren't rushing in; itis set to be fully implemented in about a year. Read more »

Swell 3D

If you're excited about 3D, but aren't excited about waiting for television standards to be figured out, take a look at the Swell 3D collection of anaglyphs. This is an 80 year old technology that requires only a pair of inexpensive red/cyan cardboard glasses (and they'll even send you a free pair).

 

Gotta love the old-time cheesecake shots! The rest of the site is quite engaging too; they are up on all the current developments in this creative medium. I'm especially intrigued by their cool Flash animations. Read more »

Is NBC Relevant? (answer: a resounding no)

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Part of me wants to feel sorry for the once-mighty NBC, but the delusional decisions and arrogance of Zucker and his henchmen make me wonder why I should give a darn. For much of the last 80 or so years, NBC was a hugely successful and dominant media conglomerate, having a profound effect on American culture. Losing them seems like losing part of your family. But hey, they are just a business, and have no soul, other than the souls of the creative folks who work there (but apparently not the ones who make major decisions.

The NBC network was not created to enlighten, entertain, or promote human progress; no, it was created mostly to sell radio receivers (and later, TV sets). It was created by RCA, which originally was a holding company that bought up all the patents it could relating to broadcasting technologies, then used their muscle to give them a competitive advantage over other companies. Nothing wrong with that; it's the way business is done. Of course, they had more than a few decisions that weren't in the public's interest. For example, in the early 1950s, there were a number of competing technological schemes to make color television. GE had created what was perhaps the best one; if adopted, television would have had much higher definition and truer colors, but we instead adopted an inferior method that made the US television industry the laughingstock of electronic engineers in the rest of the world. Why? Because the GE scheme wasn't backwards compatible with the monochrome standards of the time (which dated back to the 1920s), and RCA didn't want to alienate their existing customer base. Kind of like the way Microsoft Windows suffered for 15 years as long as they were backwards compatible with older versions of DOS.

But that's another story... Read more »

I love my Hammond Organ!

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I did the annual maintenance on my Hammond Organ over Thanksgiving, reminding me of what an incredibly cool instrument it is. I think it represents the highest evolution of one part of the tree of musical instruments.

For one thing, it was not ever considered to be an electronic instrument by its manufacturer. They always referred to it as an "electric organ." Why? Because the sounds, although amplified and processed by various analog circuits, was actually produced mechanically. Laurens Hammond was a successful inventor and tinkerer. He had developed the first synchronus electric clock in the 1920s, which used the steady frequency of the electric power system to ensure high accuracy. When the Depression hit, the demand for clocks dropped, so he was trying to think of other ways to use his motors. He remembered that a lot of churches couldn't afford an organ, and the crude electric and electronic models of the time had lots of problems, the most pressing one was how they couldn't stay in tune. He developed a system of rotating tonewheels, little wheels that passed through a magnetic field to create sine waves. There are 96 of these, with their rotation controlled by a series of gears, and running off one of his synchronous motors. Nothing to ever go out of tune!

The next trick was a way to combine these to create pleasing tones. By mixing the various harmonics of a tone through a series of drawbars (linear volume controls), very rich sounds can be created. This was the first successful additive synthesizer, way back in 1934!

A criticism of many electronic instruments is that their tone is too regular, making it dull. Since this is a mechanical system, very slight and subtle variations of the tones are created as the wheels go in and out of phase. Many early instruments used a master high octave, and dividers to create the lower octaves. When mixed together, they were always perfectly in phase, giving a lifeless sound. Not the Hammond Organ; the pricipal tones and harmonics all come from separate tonewheels. Read more »

More Cowbell, Maestro

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When told that mice don't make music, Groucho answered, "you've heard of the old maestro, haven't you?"

We don't know for certain which maestro he was referring to, but Spike Jones coulda been the guy; he was a master of music as the Marx Brothers were to their genre. The earliest memory I have of records were some old Spike Jones 78s my Dad loved. Somehow they became what I considered to be "normal" music, just like Mad Magazine was "normal" humor, and Ernie Kovacs was "normal" television. I'm sure the shrinks would have a blast analyzing my musical tastes. Read more »

finally got the outdoor lights up

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Ah, it's finally starting to feel like the holidays. I normally do this the day after Thanksgiving, but between bouts of bad weather and the difficulty of finding things after cleaning up the garage last summer, time dragged on. Read more »

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