More from the groaning joke department...
An old man was sitting on his front porch down in Louisiana watching the
sunrise. He sees the neighbor's kid walk by carrying something big under his
arm. He yells out, "Hey boy, whatcha got there?"
Boy yells back, "Roll of chicken wire."
Old man says, "What you gonna do with that?"
Boy says, "Gonna catch some chickens."
Old man yells, "You damn fool, you can't catch chickens with chicken wire!"
Boy just laughs and keeps walking. That evening at sunset, the boy comes
walking by and to the old man's surprise he is dragging behind him the chicken
wire with about 30 chickens caught in it.
Same time next morning the old man is out watching the sunrise and he sees the
boy walk by carrying something kind of round roll in his hand. Old man yells
out "Hey boy, whatcha got there?" Read more »
Talk about somethin' for nothin' - imagine cooking a notoriously greasy comfort food favorite, and have it practically make fat work in reverse. Using some twisted logic, Wesson oil sonds too good to be true.
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I had a pretty amazing experience the other night; got to see some virtual Cinerama in my living room. We recently got a Blu Ray player, and while researching which titles would be a good way to test things out, I saw that the 1962 film How the West Was Won had been released. I saw it in Cinerama during its first run, at the Orpheum Theatre in San Francisco. It was a huge deal at the time; a three hour epic western, starring everybody from John Wayne and Jimmy Stewart, down to Walter Brennan. It took three directors to pull it off.
I looked out by the goat house yesterday, wondering how they could stand the 100 degree heat, and did a double take; I thought I saw two small black dogs out there. Nope; it Angel and two brand new kids that seemed to have appeared out of nowhere. And on such a hot day!
