Ya, sure, you betcha!

Found an impressive colloection Ole and Lena jokes; some forms of ethnic humor seem less offensive than others.

Two guys, Ole and Sven, are standing at the gates of heaven.

Trying to be friendly, Ole asks Sven, "So, how did you get here?"

Sven replies, "Hypothermia, how about you?"

"Well, "Ole said, "I vas sure my wife Lena vas cheating on me, so one day I came home early to catch her in da act. I searched da whole house, but dare vas no one dare. I felt so bad about da whole ting dat I had a massive heart attack."

"Oh great, "said Sven, "If you vould've checked da freezer ve vould both be alive!"