I still like ethnic humor (a melting pot tradition)

Two Jewish guys walk past a Catholic church.

A sign out front says "Convert today and we'll pay you $100."

One guy says: "That's it, I'm converting now."

"What do you mean, you'd throw out your faith, your people, just for money?"

"It's a lot of money." His friend can't believe it so he waits outside.

When he comes out he says "Is it true, did they give you the money?"

"Is that all you people think about?"